Dear Ms. Andra,
Mr. Alan, Mr. Jim, Connor, Pico and I had a big salad and some wine from a box and some Bailey's for dinner tonight. It was really good but the whole evening was lacking the all-important Andra. We miss you! So we decided to amuse you (and ourselves) by listing all of the When jokes we 
could think of. Here goes:
could think of. Here goes:When is a cake not a cake? When it's bakin.
When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.
When is a tail not a tail? When it is a waggin.
When does it rain brains? During a brain storm.
We just googled to see if we could find more when jokes and I came up with a bacon cupcake recipe. We will not make those as part of your welcome-home party festival. I think we will stick with more traditional cupcake flavors for that event.
Suffice it to say we miss you desperately. We cannot find peace or contentment around the dinner table without you. Come home safely and soon.
Your Fan Club,
Jim, Alan, Connor, Pico and Anna
Andra - I hope you do come home soon because I'm worried that the "When" jokes might leave the blog and we (the neighbors) are going to find ourselves accosted by Alan going "Hey Susie, When...?" AAA!!! :-)
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