Andra, Today we share some photos.
To the left we have a picture of a Washington DC landmark and the Washington Monument.
By the way, How can you get four suits for a dollar? Buy a deck of cards.
Weak, you say. How about:
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She couldn't control her pupils.
We can picture you rolling on the floor, or maybe not.
Perhaps we should go to more pictures.
The oddest thing about these pictures is...NO BEES. Indeed, not a single bee anywhere to be seen. It brings to mind that Nighttrain Shamalangaga movie...sorry, I can't remember the name. But there were no bees in it either.
OK - the best for last.
Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
And even better:
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
And finally:
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts.
Uh, Mr. Alan - You need to work on your "right" and "left" issue... The picture is on the "right," not the "left." :-) That's okay... We forgive you...
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